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There was a guy who worked at a dildo store, and it was his first day on the job. At about 12, the boss wanted to go out for lunch, so he said to the new guy, "I’m going out for lunch. I’m going to review the prices with you so that you won’t make a bad sale. Now this is our 9-inch white dildo. It’s fifteen dollars."
The new guy says, "Nine inch white, 15 bucks. Got it."
"This is the 11-inch black dildo. It’s 25 dollars."
"Eleven inch black, 25 bucks. Got it." So the boss leaves.
A few minutes later, a very elegantly dressed woman walks in. "How much is that dildo there?" she asks the guy.
"Ah, that’s our nine inch white dildo, and it sells for 15 dollars."
"What about that black one there?"
"That’s our eleven inch black, it goes for about 25 dollars."
"And how much for the plaid one over there?"
"Oh, that’s the 12 inch plaid dildo. It’s...50 dollars."
The woman looks at the selection again, and decides to buy the plaid. The guy wraps it for her, and she leaves.
A few minutes later, the boss comes back from lunch. "How’d you do?" he asks the guy.
"Oh, great! I got fifty bucks for my thermos!"
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