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Three men are marooned on an island desperately seeking a way to get off. A cannibal approaches them and flops his penis out. "If the length of your three penises together is as big as mine, then I’ll show you how to get off the island. Otherwise you’ll be killed and eaten".
The cannibal’s knob was incredible 20 inches. Getting off to a good start, the first man shows off his impressive 10 inches. The second man produces a 9-inch dick. Feeling confident, they urge the third man to get his tackle out. He does so and reveals just one inch of manhood. After some nail-biting calculations the cannibal says "OK you’ve managed to come up with the goods so I’ll let you use my boat to escape".
As they were sailing to safety, the first bloke mentions how lucky they are that’s he’s so well endowed. Likewise, the second bloke suggests that they are truly blessed at the length of his todger. The third guy pipes up "...and you’re damn lucky I had a stiffy!"
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